Express Gude (29) escort Woolston

Bridger

Decided to take the plunge with Gude after seeing her posts in Wausau. She is a super cool down to earth girl with an amazing body. I met her at a decent hotel in the area. NON-VIPS worth a stop. VIP's read on....

Peddle

Gude asked is I wanted a soft, medium or firm massage. Went for firm and it was superb - just what I wanted and needed. After this very therapeutic time, Gude then moved onto the more sensual stage with expert delicate touches over every inch of me- including a very welcome reach under and plenty of attention to my balls and growing cock. Added surprise was her expert attention to my ass....Turnover over time and the brilliant view of the now naked Gude - spectacular with beautiful pert breast. More oil, body to body plus HR to an explosive conclusion. This was Gude's first day....another Ego star

Congest

Celina is just outstanding! This was my 2nd time seeing her. She met me at door in requested outfit and looked great. We embraced and engaged in French which was repeated throughout the session. Cleaned up and returned to a absolute model in a very sexy lingerie outfit. We engaged in more kissing and getting to know one an another and then moved to bed. She is a must see!

Phelia

UNBELIEVABLE!!This has got to be my worst punt, EVER!I made a booking by phone to be sure of seeing her at 11:00am. I arrived a few minutes before to see two other punters waiting in reception, one of which maintained that he had also phoned up to make a booking for 11:00am to see Gude, although he was in the book for half past. I thought, this was a good start!As I was in the book for 11:00am, they had to honour my booking and I was finally shown to the room at 11:15am where I had a quick shower. After I dried off I lay on the bed, anticipating Gude's arrival. I waited...and waited...and waited for 20 long minutes. This was the second bad omen and I was seriously thinking of getting dressed and walking out! I wish I had.Gude finally entered the room (hooray!) wearing a basque and G string and her first words were "am I in the right room". I replied that if your name is Gude then yes. Although I was thinking maybe I was in the wrong room!There was no small talk, she just asked if I wanted talc. I assumed this was her way of asking if I wanted a massage. She gave me a very basic back massage and then asked me to turn over, I don't remember much about the chest massage...I had heard the receptionist explain over the phone that Gude specializes in all areas, so I thought I was going to have a good time. However in reality, Gude told me that her extras were just OWO and kissing, YES, she expected me to pay to kiss! I didn't even ask about RO, not that I fancied it. CIM and A were also a non starter.I told her that she could take off her basque and thong, which she did, to reveal her slim, tanned body. Although a closer look also revealed droopy breasts and a few stretch marks showing evidence of childbirth. She confirmed this by explaining that the tattoos either side of her navel were the names of her kids. Nice!She gave me OWO while I fondled her breasts, but to be honest by this time I was losing interest, which must have been obvious to Gude as my cock was getting more limp by the second. I told her to lie on her back, hoping that some more fondling and nipple sucking would revive things, but it didn't. At this stage I noticed a couple of things that again didn't improve the situation.You know how some people, especially if they have a darker complexion, give off a stronger, natural odour (I don't mean BO) well this applies to Gude and this again turned me off. Also, if you look at her pictures on the website, some of the poses seem awkward and wooden. This is how Gude was on the bed. She would just lie there with her legs straight and her arms beside her as if she was a mannequin out of a shop window. There was no cuddling or kissing (unless you had an extra ), no interaction of any kind.She then suggested that she put the condom on. I told her that there was no point as I wasn't even hard, you would think that some of these girls would know when and when not to apply a condom! I asked her if she was new to the parlour scene but apparently she has worked in Abby's and Diva's, I hope this isn't her only source of income because quite frankly, she isn't very good!At this point I decided that I had had enough. I told Gude that it wasn't going to happen. I got up, got dressed, gave her the money and I couldn't get out of the place quick enough. As she showed me out the door, she said, "See you again" I replied, "I don't think so!"What a waste of time and money!AVOID!