Mulattos Alkich (21) escort Upper Riccarton

Mic

This is the first time in my life that I've ever felt the need to write a 'report' on a lady... But I feel the need, so that other guys can take my advice and avoid this lady! Read on...Owing to a very stressful past few weeks at work, I decided to treat myself on Saturday afternoon. Not having visited a lady for a good few months, I was really looking forward to this and was horny as hell.Alkich seemed like a nice looking lady from her photos. How wrong was I, and how deceptive her photos are...I arrived on time at her basement flat which was basic and clean, and in a nice area.Having visited quite a few ladies in my time (in Soho walk-ups through to high-class escorts) I have a very good feel for what constitutes a good service and attitude from the lady.As soon as Alkich opened the door, my gut instinct told me this was not going to be a good punt. Normally there is that frisson, that spark of chemistry as the lady welcomes you into her flat with a gleam in her eye. With Alkich there was no welcome kiss or even shaking of my hand. I tried to kiss her but was brushed away. At this point I must tell you that I was immaculately groomed, wearing decent clothes and a nice eau de toillette.She showed me into her front room where she had a Fashion TV channel showing on her telly. This was pretty strange as I've never been in a lady's flat where she's got the TV on when a client arrives. Anyway, she offered me a drink "Water" [sic], to which I obliged. I handed over my 200 hard-earned bucks for 1.5 hours.We sat together on the sofa, and I was starting to feel very awkward. I could sense immediately that she was a very cold and distant person - and did not want to be doing this. Her English is pretty non-existent and I really did not know how this was going to progress. I tried to make some basic conversation but was getting nowhere when she was not able to understand easy questions like "how long have you been here"I tried kissing her but she brushed me away to kiss her neck instead.Alkich looked very pale, almost ill, no make-up (!) and no perfume like I requested from the agency. She had a funny smell about her and bad breath to go with it. She is a thirty something lady with a solid frame and tummy scar. In short not a very attractive looking lady. She has a tattoo on her arm and one on her ankle. NB: this tattoo on her ankle has been edited out on the photos you see on the site - and her tummy scar has been obscured.She also has something wrong with her left eye (lazy, crooked) which I found very off-putting.We progressed into the bedroom where I thought things might get better, but no. As we were standing up facing each other trying to get things going, she was facing out toward the front room WATCHING THE TV! Can you believe that This is a definite sign of someone who has ZERO interest and a bad attitude toward her client. She was stroking my cock in a very harsh and aggressive way so the skin was hurting. I had to tell her TWICE not to do this so hard. BJ also was uninteresting, harsh (involving teeth) and un-erotic.Progressed onto sex: her on top and then mish. This was the most unsatisfying, boring sex I have had in my life. She was very distant, no eye contact, and not the best looking of ladies. For the first time in my life, I was starting go soft mid-way through sex (!) The sex lasted maybe 10 minutes, until I just gave up. Tried to make some small talk while lying on the bed next to her, but this was near impossible.This was an experience one would expect from a Soho walk-up but NOT from a agency escort! If I had pulled this lady in my local pub I would have been disappointed - but to have paid for this, really upset me!So I got changed, made my excuses that I was too stressed with "work issues" and was not able to perform.I said a gentleman-like way that I had given her for 1.5 hours, but I had only spent 35 minutes in her company - hinting at getting some of the money back. But she just said "Can't give you anything back". She didn't say goodbye or show me to the door.What is the point of Alkich even doing this work if she has no interest, but only wants to rip-off honest guys like myself! It would save her, us guys and the agency a big headache if she got herself another job.I left feeling terribly ripped-off, pissed-off and angry.Called the agency as I walked back to the tube station. They seemed genuinely annoyed and in disbelief. Said I could go back to her flat to get some of the money back, and "why didn't you call us while you were still there" But I honestly didn't know what the protocol is for when things go this wrong. The lady at the agency offered off my next booking.Worst punt of my life, and probably even one of the worst experiences in my life.Guys, do yourself a favour and avoid this one like the plague... the agency definitely has far better girls on offer.

Chungking

Got the room number after few texts. Got to see her. Not same as pictures but nice over all. May repeat.

Gustie

I came in to see Darcie again who was unfortunately absent, so I paired off with Alkich- her smile winning me over instantly.We started off with the massage but it wasn't long before she was laid on top of me kissing and our hands all over each other. We rolled all over the bed, fingers probing all over both of our bodies. Moved onto 69 where i discovered she tastes as good as she looks!Moved into her on tip, to missionary to finishing doggy.A great, bubbly and fun lady with a great body and gorgeous looks.Sunday is quickly becoming a nightmare at GFE stocked with brilliant girls. I don't know who to choose on my next visit!

Ardoise

Agent promised kissing and full hour and passion (sort of the GFE/BFE thing), but she says 'never' kiss et al. OK, but somewhat perfunctory, acts; likes to pose.

Zicheng

Very nice girl with just a few limits. Good kisser and excellent oral skills, no CIM. Good sex, she can spread her legs so wide, she was vocal and kept kissing me all the time. I will see her again and I will sample quite a few of the other girls working for this agency.

Latrias

I took along my usual bag of tricks - pink vibrator, lacy stockings and suspenders. Alkich smiled and said, "somebody is horny!"Whilst she was putting on the stockings and suspenders I began fondling those beautiful, soft but full boobs. Her shaven pussy was too tempting so I got down on my knees and started to lick her clit. I was able to look up and watch her attaching the suspender belt. As I nibbled away on her clit she began softly moaning. I licked a bit too enthusiastically at one point - Jaiimee is obviously a bit sensitive down there she nicely asked me to slow down.Alkich then grabbed the vibrator and lay on the bed with her knees in the air and legs wide apart giving me a beautiful view of her gorgeous body. She began frigging herself with the vibrator and I dived in to lick her clit at the same time. She was very wet and the moaning increased until she came. With a smile on her face she said, " I needed that!"She then got to work on my cock, sucking and licking and looking me in the eye whilst I played with her dripping wet pussy. God, she's sexy but she's even more sexy when she has my cock in her mouth! She then flipped around for a 69 with her on top giving me another chance to suck her wet, shaven pussy. I was in heaven. A good 5 minutes must have passed and then she surprised me by pushing and grinding her pussy onto my face. She was clearly loving what I was doing and grinding down for a second orgasm. My face felt like it was locked on to her pussy until she came again.Alkich then asked me if I wanted a treat. I won't share what that is but suffice to say it was fucking awesome and I came in bucket loads.Following my explosion, we laid together on the bed and chatted. She told me that looks are not really that important to her anymore, it's more how nice the person is. I asked her whether she had really cum twice and she replied with a cheeky smile "am I not allowed to" before repeating, "I really needed that." Sexy and horny as hell - what a woman.

Corse

Started with me lying on my front and Alkich giving me a nice massage -chose cream over powder, which smelt a bit like chocolate! Then a little bit of kissing and playing with and sucking on those awesome boobs before a bit of oral which was excellent and some great eye contact from Alkich. When I got hard enough it was on with the condom and as requested Alkich on top. What a view as she bounced up and down making me feel like I was in my own real-life porn film! Alkich made plenty of noise and may have been faking it, but I didn't care as this just added to the experience for me, until I exploded with delight! Found out afterwards that Alkich is the same age as me (which I won't reveal!) and we even have the same taste in music! Alkich was very enthusiastic and energetic and I can't wait to see her again.

Inexact

I had seen Alkich about a year ago while I was in Upper Riccarton and jumped at the opportunity to see her again when her touring brought her to Denver. Set up is always easy through Porn Companions and I arrived at her Uptown hotel a few minutes early, got the room number, knocked on the door and entered to find Alkich in a hot bra and panty set. She is gorgeous and a real pleasure to spend time with.

Solander

After a ghosting by another provider I text Jamie. Easy set up. Off I went. Vips read more…

Gaw

fantastic lady treat her well and you will be rewarded a very pretty young lady with very nice boobs and a very nice personality hope to see her again very very soon