Modest Hille (20) escort Sydenham

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(My favourite Thai escort being hors de combat for a month, I decided that I couldn't hold out any longer for my regular Thai 'fix'. Next time, I will think twice before I 'butterfly'!)I very rarely write a negative FR; the experience has to be really disappointing before my conscience demands that I owe it to others to sound a warning.I also rarely have bad punts with Thai escorts. Some are better than others, but in over 35 years of punting with Thai escorts/masseuses/go-go dancers/beer bar girls/ and 'normal girls', I cannot remember a less satisfying punt than the one I had today! In fact, it seems almost impossible to believe that Hille actually is an ethnic Thai. Even the dullest, least-experienced Thai girl can be counted on fall back on innate carnal instincts genetically passed down through generations of Thai women before her. Not Hille.Hille is lying on the bed, fully-clad in a cotton sheath, panties and an unnecessary bra, resting on one elbow and occasionally glancing over her shoulder at her blaring TV set. 'Hille, please turn off your telly' brought a surprised look to her face. 'Hille, I think I would like to undress - will you join me' finally reminded her that I had not traveled all the way up to NW3 just to watch soap operas with her.Both finally nude, ten minutes wasted already and Hille simply didn't have a clue. She almost seemed bemused to find herself lying naked on her bed with a nude man beside her. What to do, what to do Since Hille didn't seem particularly interested in doing anything other than watch TV, I attempted to get her attention by giving her a sensual massage (but 'no oil!') followed by gentle pussy play and then some slow cunnilingual therapy, all of which lasted over 20 minutes and resulted in little more than slightly rapid breathing and a few soft moans - Hille doesn't even know how to fake it!To cut to the chase, Hille than made a feeble effort to do OWO (she wanted to do OW but I shamed her into doing SOMETHING right) and then finished me off with a reasonably-pleasing HJ. I left about 15 minutes early and was relieved just to get out of there.Hille is sweet, physically attractive and totally miscast as a woman of easy virtue. But she looks Thai (actually, Chinese-Thai) and I guess she just proves that there is an exception to every rule. AVOID!(ps, Hille's purple site profile was authored by the same guy who has written a number of other misleading profiles on Thai 'indies', ALL IN BOLD-FACE TYPE and dripping with cheap porn novel prose. Several other Thai 'indies' with similar profiles also have rooms in the same building and since the author also runs a second-rate London oriental agency, I have to wonder just how independent they are. Having had a misadventure with Annie, of similar circumstances, a little over a year ago, I might have known better.)

Shiffer

So Hille was next on my to do list, called the booker and set up the appointment in an hour. Hille is youthful, I think she is the youngest in the agency. She is by far the prettiest girl I have seen on the current line up. Service wise, she's a total GFE. Non-Vips, I'd recommend her.

Bathroom

It was a super hot night with this curvy raven-haired beauty. She was wearing a tight dress and I couldn’t help but give her ass a squeeze. She pretended to be shocked, and got on her knees and sucked me off, while spanking my own bum. Really loved how she took a load down her throat. Shagged her after that and her cunt was so tight.

Stagern

Texted Sally and asked for either Hille or Ollie, at first she thought i meant a threesome. Maybe next time but as I arrived only Hille was available and Sally took me in the room and started making out with me and let me lick her nipples which was fun lol. Hille then came in after a while and she was this cute short woman who had a pretty face and a nice body we started making out immediately and then she fell to her knees to...