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This review is more of a testament to LMP than a review of the party I attended. OK the party was excellent, as always. First time Ive seen an oriental lady at these, but Ill look out for her again. Although it was actually only yesterday, its already a bit of a blur. Now I know what youre thinking, was it four fucks or five Well in all this excitement, Ive lost count myself, so youve got to ask yourself a question......!And if you go, trust me you WILL be lucky; very, very lucky!But to what I really wanted to say. Over about ten years or so Ive been to a fair few parties. Ive been to parties where theres been no attempt at controlling numbers. Ive been to parties where the girls are more or less going through the motions or at least are being choosy. I well remember one party with around ten girls, but 40 (yes 40) fellas, some obviously more fit than others, where the good looking, younger men were often seen hogging two or three ladies and any attempt to join in was often met with patent disapproval. If youre my age you might remember the Alex Harvey Band and a track called Next which is the feeling Ive had at many parties. At one party, one girl seemed to be a little confused by what was going on, another had severe mobility problems, the third inspired a whip round for a WeightWatchers course. Rarely do the number of girls advertised turn up, or if they do only when the number of punters rises to the point where a riot is on the cards unless ratios are improved immediately. Variety is obviously a good thing, but to turn up at a party to find that theres only one girl out of four who looks even vaguely do-able and you wonder if they shouldnt be paying you is just not acceptable.Only at LMP can you really trust what it says on the tin. Im sure that illness, family circumstances, national emergencies etc must have occasionally put Lady Em off her stride, but Ive never witnessed it. The sheer size of the enterprise should have meant that there are frequent let downs, but not that Ive ever seen. Please trawl the net and tell me if you think this is wrong, but there are parties with large numbers of girls, but these are often weekly or even monthly. There are other very regular and frequent parties, but these are often with three or four ladies and they also tend to be the ones where you turn up to find less than the advertised, usually to be told that the girl(s) are on their way, i.e. if we get a few more men well bully someone else to come in. Some of the party organisers are here one minute, gone the next, for reasons that are obscure, but you can usually guess at.LMP have been around for years. The parties are regular, they ALWAYS have the six or seven ladies advertised. Once Ive been told that a party was full, which was a disappointment, but a damn sight less disappointing than turning up to a four hour party to find out that youll be lucky to get a hand job from a woman who is otherwise occupied in trying to satisfy at least two other gents at the same time. In all other cases the advertised two-to-one ratio was bettered and in many cases it has been nearer to one-to-one. Only occasionally have I seen anyone waiting at LMP.But above everything else is the attitude of the girls. Now this might not be so exceptional if the parties were based around a few star regulars who had a stake in the business, but LMP has a small army of girls who are all enthusiastic sexual partners, all good lookers, all stars in their own right. With parties six days a week you could excuse the occasional going through the motions event. On weekdays they have three parties each day. Ive been to first, middle and last (Not all the same day!) and the enthusiasm is the same whichever you go to. This enthusiasm doesnt drop off during the event either. To the contrary, every party has been embarked on by hostesses and organisers alike as if it were some sort of new adventure and ending as if they regretted it was all over. There is also a small but important turnover of ladies so even the most regular of regulars will always see new talent over time.If there were awards for this sort of enterprise LMP would sweep the board year after year. How they do it with such efficiency and enthusiasm after all this time I find amazing. They should be giving lectures in grand halls on how to motivate a workforce, satisfy customers who are generally very fickle and keep the bandwagon rolling week in, week out. But it will never happen, and perhaps thats just as well. Everyone should do what they do because they like doing it and not just for the rewards, gongs and accolades. Thank you so much for being there and providing such intense pleasure for those of us who would otherwise never reach these heights of ecstasy. Subject to Galahads rules, please feel free to use this review as you will. As for all the others, watch and learn!